Meet the Weirdo Behind This Site

About
Greene’s Hill

A chaotic little corner of the web that combines baseball, zines, nostalgia, and probably too many opinions about the dot race.

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What Is This Place

Greene’s Hill is a Texas Rangers fan site built on the idea that baseball writing doesn’t have to look like every other sports blog on the internet. No hot takes dressed up in suits. No algorithm-brained content calendar. Just genuine, weird, obsessive love for this team.

It’s a blog. It’s a sticker book. It’s a video vault. It’s a place where we remember guys who hit .218 in 38 games and wore wraparound shades and that’s enough. That’s enough to be worth remembering.

Think of it like a zine that got a website. Or a baseball card collection that learned HTML. Either way, you’re here now. Welcome.

2024 Est.
100% Ranger fan
0 Hot dog opinions withheld
How It Came To Be
Early 2024

The Idea

Started as a Google Doc of Rangers observations that nobody asked for. Realized pretty quickly that a Google Doc is a sad place to put a bit about Bruce Bochy’s skin-shedding schedule.

Mid 2024

The Build

Started putting it together for real. Pulled in some hand-drawn art from a very talented collaborator (hi sis). Started figuring out what the thing actually was — part blog, part zine, part digital scrapbook.

Late 2024

Greene’s Hill Goes Live

First posts. First stickers. First time someone outside of family found it and read the whole thing. Still one of the best days.

Now

Still Going

New posts. New stickers. New sections in progress. The Rangers keep playing baseball and we keep having opinions about it. Some things are just meant to be.

Design Choices & Inspo

Greene’s Hill doesn’t look like a normal sports blog on purpose. Here’s what went into it.

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Zine Energy

Zines are handmade, scrappy, and personal. That’s the vibe. Not polished to death. Feels like something a real person made because they cared about it.

Vintage Baseball Cards

Old Topps cards. Score cards from the 80s. That parchment-and-ink look. Baseball has always had great graphic design and we wanted to borrow from that history.

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Early Internet

Marquee tickers. Win95 popup windows. Things that feel like they came from a Geocities fan page circa 1998. Intentional chaos as a design choice.

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Hand-Drawn Art

All the original illustrations on the site were drawn by hand. Real pencil, real paper, real person. That’s not something you get from a stock photo library.

The Palette
Rangers Blue#003087
Rangers Red#C0111F
Field Green#1E6B2E
Gold#E8C840
Parchment#F0E8CC
FAQ
Is this an official Texas Rangers site?
Absolutely not. This is a fan site made by a fan. We have no affiliation with the Texas Rangers organization. We just really like them.
Who makes this?
Mostly one guy (Ethan) with a lot of Rangers opinions and a sister who draws really well. It’s a family operation in the loosest possible sense.
How often do you post?
Whenever something happens that demands a response. Sometimes that’s every day during the season. Sometimes it’s a deep dive on a guy who played 38 games in 1994. There’s no schedule. That’s the point.
What’s the Sticker Book?
A collection of original illustrated stickers — Rangers-themed, zine-flavored, weird. Some are free to download. Some will be available in the shop. Check it out.
Can I submit something?
Yes actually. If you’ve got a Rangers take, a memory, a bit, or some art — hit the contact form below. No promises but we read everything.
What’s the dot race situation?
Blue dot is overrated. Red dot has the hunger. Green dot is a dark horse. These are facts and they are not up for debate.
The Mail Club

Join Greene’s Hill FM

Weird emails. Rangers takes. Occasional deep cuts on guys who hit .218 in 48 games. No spam. No algorithms. Just the good stuff straight to your inbox whenever we feel like it.

Get In Touch

Say Something

Got a tip? A take? A memory about a Rangers game from 1997? A submission for the site? A complaint about the dot race odds? We want to hear it.

My name is Ethan Adams. I’ve been yelling about the Texas Rangers on the internet since I was twelve. It started with an Instagram account called @rangers.republic, turned into a Dallas sports blog called Lone Star Locker, and now it’s this — Greene’s Hill.

This site is my way of getting back to what I love: talking about the Rangers. It’s a mix of blog, zine, fever dream, and fake merch catalog. There are ghosts. There are stickers. There’s at least one Jack Leiter shrine.

I’m still active on Rangers Twitter and run @nocontexttxr, where I silently observe the cesspool of chaos most of the time and ocasionally weigh in myself.